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Absolute Vodka slap band bracelet Snap Bracelet Hollywood SWAG LGBTQ
Personal Description/anecdote:
When you work as a bartender you get a lot of cool items tossed at you. I can't decide if this is one of them. Are ‘slap bands' retro enough to be considered cool again? Ironically cool? Just really really lame that Absolut Vodka thought to order a bunch and give them away to no one who actually wanted them… except for you, of course. At least, I'm hoping that you exist and really want this, otherwise, why have I been holding onto it for the last 8 years since I worked at the Dolby Theatre… or was it the El Rey? Might have been the roof of the Nokia. I honestly can't remember. Wolfgang Puck's catering company had me bartending all over the city. It was pretty glamorous if you consider cycling through downtown LA at 1am glamorous and not Absolut-ly terrifying.
Silver lining: I'm pretty sure there's not anyone else on earth who actually has one of these…?
Anyway, I hope you can take advantage of my hoarding tendencies. Enjoy!
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Via Wiki:
Absolut Vodka is a brand of vodka, produced near Åhus, in southern Sweden. Absolut is a part of the French group Pernod Ricard. Pernod Ricard bought Absolut for €5.63 billion in 2008 (equivalent to €7.59 billion in 2023) from the Swedish state. Absolut is one of the largest brands of spirits in the world (after Smirnoff and Bacardi) and is sold in 126 countries.
History
The Absolut Company plant in Åhus, Sweden
Absolut was established in 1879 by Lars Olsson Smith. Smith challenged the city of Stockholms liquor marketing monopoly with his vodka. It was sold outside the city border at a lower price than the monopolys product. Smith offered free boat rides to the distillery and Rent Brännvin (""Pure Vodka"") was highly successful.
L.O. Smith, the founder of Absolut Rent Brännvin
In 1917, the Swedish government monopolized the countrys alcohol industry. Vodka was then sold nationwide under the name Absolut Rent Brännvin. In 1979, the old name Absolut was picked up when the upper-price range Absolut Vodka was introduced. Renat is the name of another vodka product sold by Pernod Ricard Sweden AB.
Absolut Vodka was introduced to the global market in 1979. As of 2018 Absolut sells over 100 million litres (26,000,000 US gal) of vodka annually. The vodka is made from winter wheat and is produced now only in Åhus.
eBay AI Autogenerated details (super lame, and usually inaccurate, but I love jacking up their power bill ?):
Elevate your accessory game with the Absolute Vodka slap band bracelet, a vibrant and versatile piece thats perfect for any occasion. With its multicolored design, this bracelet is a fun way to show off your love for the iconic brand, whether youre hitting the town or just adding a touch of glam to your everyday look. Crafted from durable plastic, this bracelet is both lightweight and long-lasting, ensuring comfortable wear and easy maintenance. The slap band style makes it a breeze to put on and take off, while its antique and vintage charm adds a nostalgic flair to your collection. Its an ideal pick for those who appreciate a blend of contemporary flair and timeless appeal.
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